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121 “I saw you kissing my sister last night!†jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager.
“All right all right! Not so loud,†said the youth. “Here’s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut.â€
“Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I’ll give you twenty cents change.â€
“Twenty cents change? What for?â€
“I like to be fair,†said the youngster, “and it’s the same price for everybody!â€
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122 A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the park.
Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells sweets"
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123 "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it.
Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."
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124 On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the classroom asked, "How will that help?"
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125 What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!
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