| Rating: 3 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
|
126 As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.
"What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?"
"Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."
|
|
|
| Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
|
127 Q: What should you do if you are imagining that you are in a jungle and that a lion is chasing you?
A: Stop Imagining
|
| Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
|
128 A little Henry sits at the dinner table, reaches into his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?" Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap mom!
|
|
|
| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
|
129 The man in the cafe asked the waiter,
"What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?"
The waiter looked for a minute and said,
"Learning to read sir."
|
| Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
|
130 “Hello, Ginger!†Her brother called cheerily to his sister.
“Don’t call me Ginger!†she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold.â€
“Yeah,†he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!â€
|
|
|
jokes-db.com
