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136 Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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137 After picking up my kindergartner today, I asked him. Steven were you good today? Yeah Mom. He replied. I said, are you sure? Yes mom, I'm sure.
Well I hope you didn't make your teacher cry today, did you? Still trying to pick it out of him. I said, now you know that Jesus see's you if you're bad or not. Then he looked over at me while getting distressed.
He said, Well let Jesus tell you if I was bad or not!!!
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138 “Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?â€
“He is a bus conductorâ€
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139 When I was in second grade, my Grandma told me that she wrote a book. She said, “Look, I’m in print.†I said, “That’s great Grandma, but I’m in cursive.â€
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140 Eight-year-old Daniel heard his grandmother tell his mother that a football was needed for the family dinner Sunday night. Daniel couldn't imagine why, but if he could help grandma prepare the meal, he would. But he didn't have a football, so he went over to Greg's house and traded 50 baseball cards for an old deflated football. He pumped it up, shined it and placed it on the kitchen table waiting for grandma to discover it.
''Daniel!'' his mother exclaimed, ''You know Grandma is cooking tonight. Please put your things where they belong!''
Daniel was holding back the tears, ''But it's for Grandma! She said she needed a football for dinner.''
Mother did her best to hold back the laughter, ''You know Grandma and her Irish accent. She meant a FRUIT BOWL!''
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