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141 Q. "Why did the cookie got to the doctor's?"
A. "Because he was feeling crummy!"
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142 One kid asks the other
Q:"How old is your grandfather?"
A:"I don't know but we've had him for a long time."
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143 Teacher: "Lean, how old were you on your very last birthday?"
Lean: "Seven."
Teacher: "Then how old will you be on your next birthday?"
Lean: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's impossible!"
Lean: "No, teacher, I'm 8 today!"
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144 On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time. He waved, jumped up and down, and stared at the stork a while longer. Finally, turning to his father, he exclaimed, "Gee, Dad, he doesn't recognize me."
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145 A boy always asks for 50 cents from his mother. So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for 50 cents. The boy replied that his friend told him that if you eat 50 cents worth of peanuts a day you would become smarter. Quickly his mother gave him $5. The boy asks “Why $5â€, and the mother replied, “Buy 50 cents of peanut for yourself and buy peanuts for your father with the balance.â€
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