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156 A third grader that got into trouble from time to time was in the principal’s office for a quiet talking to. “And Peter,†asked the principal, “how do yu like your teacher? Do you get along all right?’
“Oh, yes sir,†replied Peter. “ I think she’s the cream of the coop.â€
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157 How do you catch a squirrel that likes hazel nuts?
Climb a tree, act like a nut but whisper, "Oh, Filbert."
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158 In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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159 "Louisa" asked her small brother, "could you help me with my math homework?"
"Certainly not," replied Louisa indignantly. "It wouldn't be right."
"Maybe not," said her brother, "but you could at least try...!"
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160 My son told his teacher the Indians could not possibly have served popcorn to the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving because they didn't have microwave ovens.
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