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| 161 “I hear you’ve got a new baby sister,†said Jonathan to his friend William.
“Yeah.â€
“Is she fun to play with?â€
“Nah.â€
“Well, why don’t you change her?â€
“We can’t,†explained William, “we’ve had her for a week already.â€
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| 162 Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a mother, father, and son. The son was far behind so the father turned and smacked down and said KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 163 Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son opening the front door. She shouted, “Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it’s just been waxed.â€
Jimmy, walking right in, replied, “Don’t worry, Mom, I’m wearing my cleats.â€
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