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1 Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.
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2 Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.
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3 Q: How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong.
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4 Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem.
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5 Q: How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!
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