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51 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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52 A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up."Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
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53 A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded "When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision."
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54 If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, is marriage an institution for the blind?
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55 A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the livingroom, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on? She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
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