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66 Husband is reading the news paper.... wife comes in and says "honey I love you so much" and then she says “honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms "
Husband replied, "I also wish that so that I can change you every day like that newspaper"
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67 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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68 Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
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69 The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.
“What happened, Honey?†asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,†he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents.†“That wasn’t to smart,†replied his wife.
“Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?â€
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70 One night a husband and his wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Dear there’s a burglar eating the cake downstairs!†said the wife.
"So should I call the police or the ambulance?†Said the husband
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