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41 Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office. At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
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42 A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.†I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,†said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20". Still to much" said the man.†Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".
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43 A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while, the counselor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.â€
A week later the counselor received a call from the husband, “Well,†asked the counselor, “how are things going with you and your wife?
“How should I know?†said the husband. “I’m thirty-five miles away.â€
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44 A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like."
"Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos' just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."
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45 Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.â€
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.â€
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.â€
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?â€
Wife: “In the swimming pool.â€
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