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41 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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42 1.Happiness is only a shoe shop away
2.If you fart it is blamed on the nearest man
3.It is always the mans fault if the car goes wrong
4.Chocolate can really solve problems
5.You can end a fight by crying
6.You have the right to be a pain every month
1.you always get the blame if something goes wrong
2.the kids always see you as the one that tells them to tidy their room and that they can't get a dog
3.The kitchen
4.People annoy you at totally the wrong time with their problems
5. The week after your period no one likes you
6.If you break up your relationship you only get half your cds back
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43 A girl involved with the women’s lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist,†she said.
The man replied; “You may insist as much as you like, Lady,†“This is my street where I get off.â€
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44 “I hear your husband is a linguist.â€
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.
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45 To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.
“But I thought you said all men were stupid,†said one friend, “and that you’d never marry!
“Yes, I did, she replied, “but then I found one who asked me.â€
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