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What is the best thing to do if a monster breaks down your front door?
Run out of the back door.
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Why are monsters` fingers never more than eleven inches long?
Because if they were twelve inches they`d be a foot.
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Boy: Mom, why can`t I swim in Loch Ness?
Mother: Because there are monsters in it.
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
Drop him a line.
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What is twenty metres long, ugly, and sings `Scotland The Brave`?
The Loch Ness Songster.
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