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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they`re Wrigley`s.
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57
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem.
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58
What`s long and green and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp.
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59
Monster: Doctor, doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
Doctor: Stick out your foot and trip it up.
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What do you get if you cross the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
Loch Jaws.
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