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Why are monsters so forgetful?
Because everything you tell them goes in one ear and out the others.
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What followed the Loch Ness Monster?
A whopping big tail.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite.
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off.
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How do you know your kitchen is filthy?
The slugs leave trails on the floor that read "Clean me."
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