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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
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What was the Californian hippie vampire like?
He was ghoul man. Real ghoul.
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What`s the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate.
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Monster: Doctor, Doctor, I need to lose 30 pounds of excess flab.
Doctor: All right, I`ll cut your head off.
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What do vampires have at eleven o`clock every day?
A coffin break.
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