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31
What is the best way to speak to a monster?
From a long distance.
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32
Who was wet and slippery and invaded England?
William the Conger.
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33
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
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34
Why did the monster go into hospital?
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
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35
What is big, hairy and bounces up and down?
A monster on a pogo stick.
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