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1 Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn`t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Ole and Sven went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish, and Sven says, "The way I figger it, Ole, each of them fish cost us $400. Well. At dat price it`s a good ting we didn`t catch any more of em than we did."
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"I need to buy some boards there, Sven."
"How long you want `em, Ole?"
"Long time. I`m building a house, ya know."
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So Lena was competing in the Sons of Norway Swim Meet and she came in last place in the hundred-yard breast stroke and she said to the judges, "Oh say, I don`t vant to complain, but I tink those other two girls were using der arms"!
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Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: "I wonder why aren`t we getting any ducks, Ole?"
"I don`t know. I wonder if we`re throwing the dog high enough."
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