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Did you hear about Ole`s nephew Torvald who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
Yeah, he had it bronzed.
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So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life."
And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings."
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8
"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?"
"I don`t know, Ole."
"Only two, if you run them through real slow."
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9
"Mama, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I`m Norvegian?"
"No, it`s because you`re NINETEEN."
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10
So what`s the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe?
Well, a canoe will sometimes tip.
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