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Say, I went and bought Lena a piano for her birthday and then about a week later I traded it in for a clarinet, because you know, with a clarinet, you can`t sing.
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So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I`m calling you from the freeway on my new car phone."
And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is driving the wrong way on the freeway."
And Ole says, "One nut heck, there are hundreds of them!"
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So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that`s growing out of a rock. And there he is, he`s hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him certain death and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?"
And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I`m here, Ole. It`s the Lord, Ole. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you."
Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there?"
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So, Ole I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For Sale." But you don`t own a boat, Ole. All you got is your old John Deere tractor and your combine.
"Yup, and they`re boat for sale."
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"Hello? Funeral home?"
"Yes?"
"It`s Ole. My wife Lena died."
"Oh. I`m sorry to hear that. We`ll send someone right away to pick up the body. Where do you live?"
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
"Can you spell that for me?"
"How `bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up der?"
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