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So Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple hours Sven says, "This ain`t no fun. How come the girls aren`t friendly to me?"
"Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that would help."
So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you told me with the potato, but it doesn`t help."
"No, Sven you`re supposed to put the potato in the front."
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In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY!
You`ve been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Cut it out!"
And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. They`re only jokes!"
And the guy says, "I`m not talking to you, I`m talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"
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Ole and Lena had been married seven years. Lena was getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. She thought he was cheating on her. Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. Is there someone else?"
Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. If I ever change my mind I`ll let you know."
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The pastor at Sven and Ole`s church was giving a rousing heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?"
Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. But ve taught you were taking a load up right now and ve aren`t ready yet."
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A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. They went into the living room first, said they`d like to have it in a pale green. Ole wrote something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!"
They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the room. Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " Gren sida oop!"
This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the house until they were finished. Finally, the husband couldn`t contain himself any longer, he had to find out what was going on.
"I`m confused," he said. "Every room we`ve gone to, we`ve picked out a particular room color, you`ve written on a pad, then gone to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop! Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn`t choose green in any room. What`s going on?"
"Oh!", said Ole, "I`ve got Sven out der layin` sod for me."
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