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1 Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
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2 Q. Why can`t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven
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3 You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
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4 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
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5 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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