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66 Q. Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
A. Retail store!
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67 There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering
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68 Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Pull their chairs away!
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69 First I was a giant fan, then I was a jet fan, now I m a small air conditioner
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70 Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!
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