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126 Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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127 Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!
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128 Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.
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129 Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat :)
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130 I had plastic surgery last week. My wife cut up my credit cards
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