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131 The individual is not short and wide; the individual is anatomically compact.
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132 Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
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133 Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?
He was grounded.
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134 Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!
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135 When is bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
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