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11 Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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12 Confucius say: "Man cannot exchange woman of forty for two twenties…"
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13 They say a man isn’t complete till he’s married; then he’s finished!
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14 “Will you love me when I’m old and ugly?â€Â
“Darling, of course I do.â€Â
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15 Don't steal, the Government hates competition!
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