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151 Q-What did the tie say to the hat?
A-You go on ahead while I hang around.
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152 A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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153 A doctor gets to bury his mistakes. An architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
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154 Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
They all have phones.
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155 When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
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