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156 Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
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157 I intend to liver forever – so far, so good.
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158 Note outside a laundry shop: "Drop your clothes here for best results" !!
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159 If you were from Mc Donalds, I would call you McBeautiful.
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160 If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.
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