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166 Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn't a chicken.
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167 Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!"
Patient: "HUH"
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168 What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.
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169 How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn calories.
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170 “How long will be the next bus be, Officer?â€Â
“About eight yards, sir.â€Â
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