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171 How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away its credit card
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172 How old is your Granddad?
“I don’t know, but we’ve had him a long time.â€
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173 Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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174 Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.
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175 Why is Cinderella a bad soccer player?
She always runs away from the ball!
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