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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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17 Three men walked in to a bar. You think one of them would have seen it!
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18 Q: how do you get a tissue to dance?
A: put a little boogie in it!
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19 Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
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20 The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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