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196 “How should I have played that last shot?†the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.â€
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197 Life is very short. It’s only a 4-letter word.
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198 I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.
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199 Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog’s legs?
No, sir it’s just the way I’m standing.
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200 Question
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Answer: Up his sleevies!
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