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241 Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
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242 What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
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243 If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.
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244 Q: Why don't you wear snow boots?
A: Because they'll melt.
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245 When is the best time to go shopping?
When the stores are open.
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