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251 Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.
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252 Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
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253 What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
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254 Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
A: The White House.
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255 How do you fit 5 elephants into a five-seat car?
Get a really big car.
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