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276 Q. What’s a mouse's favorite game?
A. Hide and squeak!!!
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277 Why couldn't the egg cross the road?
He was a chicken.
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278 Did you hear about the Antartian parachute?
It opens on impact.
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279 Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts too
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280 Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
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