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281 Q: Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
A: He was going to the hare ball!
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282 Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
Because business was very light.
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283 Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Antartian parade.
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284 Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they’re the dead centers.
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285 What do romantic vampires do?
Neck
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