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286 Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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287 Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble!
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288 What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
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289 A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity.
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290 What happened when the barman died?
The police held an inn-quest
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