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181 Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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182 Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I`m not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
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183 Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
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184 God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
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185 Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
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