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296 Did you know that I saved a girl`s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
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297 You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don`t even own a car.
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298 Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
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299 How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
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300 Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
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