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311 What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
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312 If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
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313 (wiping your face), Oh I`m sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
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314 Hey I see your wearing clothes, I`m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
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315 Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let`s go to the roof!
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