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346 How can I love you if you won`t lay down?
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347 [What are you doing?] I`m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
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348 If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
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349 My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
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350 Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
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