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356 "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it`s saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you`re not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That`s the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
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357 Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn`t a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
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358 Hi, I`m the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved, nude Buddhist monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
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359 Come on. We`re leaving.
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360 The name is Reese, and you`re lookin like someone that would suck on my piece.
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