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366 What`s your name? That`s a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I`m not the type of guy to impede on another man`s happiness but if the answer is "No" I`d like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It`s a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What`s thump?) You think about him, you can`t eat, you can`t sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
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367 I know I can`t have your cherry, but can I get the box it came in?
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368 If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
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369 Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
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370 Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I`ll understand if you spit.
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