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406 My vagina is a garden, want to shovel me out?
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407 Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?
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408 Excuse me, ma`am, but I`ve been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
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409 Like the hurricane said to the coconut tree; hold on to your nuts I`m gonna give you the blow of your life.
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410 If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? Wanna go camping?
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