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1 Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
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2 Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
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3 When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free
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4 Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
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5 If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.
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