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1 A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.Cop asks "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?"The driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field."The cop says" I want you to take that pig to the zoo!"The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!"He replied, "Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now."
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2 Animals-Pigs/SheepDo you think sheep know when you`re pulling the wool over their eyes?Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?If we make sweaters out of a sheep`s hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?If you can`t make a silk purse from a sow`s ear what can you make with it?If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?What do pigs say when they don`t want to do something? Would it be `Yeawhen humans fly`?What do sheep count when they can`t get to sleep?Why can`t pigs look up into the sky?Why do pigs have curly tails?Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?Why don`t sheep shrink when it rains?Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
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3 Q. What`s a pig`s favorite ballet?A. Swine Lake.
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4 Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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5 Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home?A. They thought their father was an awful boar.
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