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1 A Polish woman goes to the doctor. She tell the doctor that she hurts all over. So the doctor tells her to touch her chest. She does and screams with pain. He tells her to touch her knee. She does, and again screams with pain. He now tells her to touch her arm. And yet again screams from pain. Finally the doctor says, "You have a broken finger."
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Did you hear about the Polish used car dealer? He was caught setting the gas gages back.
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By now, almost everyone has heard of the famous Polish orchestra whose players stopped periodically to clean the saliva out of their instruments.
What`s remarkable about that? It was a string orchestra.
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Did you hear about the Polish guy that returned his Christmas neck tie because it was too tight?
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A Polish truck driver was delivering a load of furniture when a naked woman answered the doorbell. "My wife has an outfit just like that," said the driver.
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