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What`s the difference between a Polish girl and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
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What`s the other difference between a Polish girl and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
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What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland? A tourist.
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How can you tell how many Polaks live in a town? Count the cellar windows and multiply by 36.
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An Italian and his two Polish friends drank in the same bar every day after work. One day the Italian just keels over and dies. The cops show up to take a report and ask the Polish guys if their friend had any distinguishing marks. "Well", said one of the Polaks, "he did have two assholes". "Sure" said the cop. " And how would you know that?" Replies the Polak, "Well, every night when we`d walk in, the bartender would say `Here comes that WOP with the two assholes` ".
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