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A Russian, a Frenchman and a Polak were lined up for a firing squad. Thinking fast, the Russian yelled "Flood!" The soldiers turned to look and the Russian escaped. Taking his cue, the Frenchman yelled, "Tornado!". Again the soldiers turned and the Frenchman escaped. Thinking he`s got the idea, the Polak yells "fire!"
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72
Why don`t Polish women breast feed their babies? Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
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73
Did you hear about the Polak that thought that Moby Dick was a venereal disease?
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74
Did you hear about the Polish parachute? It opens on impact.
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75
Did you hear about the Polak that studied five days for a urine test?
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