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What`s black and hangs from the ceiling? A Polish electrician.
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Three bank robbers charge into a bank with one of them holding a hypodermic needle. The one with the needle yells, "Everyone down on the floor or I`ll stick you with this A.I.D.S. virus." There`s a Polak in the corner just standing there. One robber says, "Hey buddy you too." The Polak says, "I`m not scared of you!" "O.K." says the robber, and jabbed him several times with the needle. The robbers run out and several people come running over to the Polak. "Aren`t you afraid of getting A.I.D.S.?" they ask. "No," said the Polak, I`m wearing a condom!"
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What`s the difference between a Polish beauty queen, and cheese?
One is old and moldy, the other tastes good on crackers.
The Polish scientist was testing a small frog. He rings a bell and the frog jumps. He proceeds to amputate one of the frog`s legs. He rings the bell again, and the frog jumps, but not as high as before. So the scientist cuts off the remaining leg, and again he rings the bell. The frog does nothing.
The scientist turns to his notebook, picks up his pen and writes, "I have therefore proven that when a frog`s legs have been amputated, the animal then goes deaf."
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Why do the men in the Polish military wear their "Walkmen" while they`re jogging?
It plays a tape that says: "Left, Right, Left, Right, LeftÉ"
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Last week at work, I was telling Polish jokes, and a guy told me to cut it out because he was Polish, and he didn`t think it was funny. A little while later, I told a few more because I thought he wasn`t around. He was so mad that he followed me to my car at closing time, and pulled out a razor. It was a darn good thing that he didn`t have anywhere to plug it in!
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