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Did you hear about the Polak that had body odor on one side only? He didn`t know where to buy Left Guard.
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A Polak goes to a drug store to buy condoms for a big date that he has. The clerk says, "That`ll be $2.59 plus tax." "What?" exclaims the Pole. "They don`t stay up by themselves?"
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Two Polish girls were walking down the street on a Saturday afternoon. One looks over and notices that her friend is walking a bit oddly, with her legs far apart. "Zelda, " she asks, "why are you walking like that? Is something wrong?" "Hey, I`ve got a big date tonight," says Zelda. "My hair`s in curlers."
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Did you hear about the Polak that keeps a store of empty bottles? It`s for his friends that don`t drink.
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What do Polaks say before picking their nose? Grace.
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